OUTBREAKS OF THIS AFFLICTION WERE FIRST NOTED IN BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND, IN THE LATTER HALF OF 1999. PARTLY MUTATION AND PARTLY COMPULSION, IT TYPICALLY ATTACKS GROUPS OF TWELVE PEOPLE, WHO'S NASAL ORGANS BEGIN RESONATING TO LOW FREQUENCIES, AND WHO ARE THEN OBSESSIVELY COMPELLED TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN A PARTICULAR AND RECOGNIZABLE PATTERN.

BE WARNED - THE MUSICAL NOSES SYNDROME IS SPREADING.!

MAKE IT LOUD!